In recent times several neighbors of Scrapbridge have reported that at night they heard howling, grunting, panting and that sort of suspicious things. Most of them took for granted that there was a couple or a group of people who dedicated themselves to bang like real savages. More than a few citizens decided to look for the origin of this fuckery, mainly to see if they could join in, or at least watch the show, but so far no one had found anything at all.
As it turns out, to everyone’s surprise and the tremendous disappointment of most, it wasn’t really about any sexual deviation.
The fact is that some kind of madman or madmen, because so far it has not been possible to catch them, had a bunch of beasts of the Wasteland in cages down in a hidden basement. And not only that, but they had been doing some very weird things with them, like sewing a gaspumper to a derine. Or even weirder, like trying to form a kind of new creature with the head of a biter (which is almost the whole critter), the tongue of an eyelicker, the sting of a moscorpion and the body of a buffamel.
Some people now have the theory that some of the creatures that seem to have been made by putting together a couple of animals, such as the lizardcocks, the cockrats, etc…, have been enginir… ingenee… ingin… made there. But if so, what was now found were the faulty tests, because absolutely all these experiments were stiff dead.