Have you heard about those weird people with feathers who live west of Pigsty in a place called Majanchuchisonofabitch? Anyone with two cells in their brains knows that they have signs posted around their homes warning that if you cross their borders they will turn you into a stinky pile of poo. Until now the thing was easy, you just had to avoid going up there and that was it. But yes, some asshole did it with the idea that something big and expensive had to be guarded there, explaining all the fuss about protecting it so much. But look, you only have to open your eyes to see those people put their arrows where their mouths are, and behold the remains of previous people hanging on their borders as a warning for others.
The only good thing so far was that these people never left their turf. Not a single one of those feathered people had ever been seen outside their land… until recently. A group of traders walking near the Shrine of the Watch encountered a band of these weirdos. Fortunately they did not attack them, but talked to them. After about 57 attempts to get the merchants to pronounce the name Machanjucocksucker correctly, the strangers ended up telling them that they could call them just “Unami, goddammit”. They said that a force was growing and that it was their duty to help fighting it and stuff like that. And if all of that wasn’t strange and scary enough, all the Unami were talking at the same time, all at once. But not like when you are with your buddies in the bar and one of them is just saying what the other one is saying, no, this was as if they were all one voice speaking through several mouths.
Weeeee, nice, more weird people around here!