The issue with the Yellow quarter fluids is getting from nasty to plain scary as fuck. The blackish liquid falling down the walls and staircases of that neighborhood has now began to move by itself, joining together into bigger pools, scaning the surroundings with black tentacles, adopting weird shapes and, according to some neighbors, even whispering in an ominous (scary as fuck, you morons) voice. Hell, dudes, if that thing is not alive and planning something wicked, it’s a really good liar! Those Tex’co followers that came here on the very first second the puddles started to turn black, now have been joined by three or four other groups of derailed cultists now worshiping the Black Goo, which is how people have started to call this thing. Some fellas popped up with the intention of destroying it, everyone with their own reasons, such as that it’s a gateway to Hell, the blood of a monstrous mutard god, something alien capable of controlling people’s minds, or, just plainly, some disgusting filthy goo dirtying all the floor. But so far, all intents to destroy the thing have been useless. no fire, no water, no soap, not even saying “Shoo, shoo, motherfucker”.
The Council has now “taking its time to debate a joint line of action that brings a satisfactory end to the issue”. Which, translated into common language, means that they don’t have a fucking clue about what to do and they are just letting time go by with the hope that the problem will go away by itself. That said, it seems that’s the way most problems dissapear in this settlement.