The quaranfine is over! The deconfringement has began! We will be able again to go back to the streets, open up our businesseses, insult our dear ones to their faces, piss wherever we want to and those little things we couldn’t appreciate before we stopped havin’ them.But the Council has established some limits that people will probably won’t like but he have to publish anyway:
- You can’t party more then 10 people at the same time. If you want to get in a full party with that people, you will have to wait until some of ‘em gets wasted and unconscius before doing so.
- All sexual fuckery has to be done with protection, condoms and ballcovers. And everyone has to shave their sex organs so the other fella can see there are no crabosaurs in the area.
- You have to wash yourself at least once a week, putting especial care down there.
- Anyone entering Scrapbridge has to be checked by a group of expert men and women from the Titgrab quarter.
We would thank if any citizen could report on anyone not abiding to this rules. So you know, go to your windowes and spy on your neighbors!
