Sometimes no one knows why something becomes popular, but it turns out that Darius Farm is this month’s real firecracker and everyone wants to go see it and even imitate it.
Why is that? Well, it turns out that Darius was fed up with swarms of skunkcrows eating his crops. But instead of giving in to this winged, stinky menace, he decided to use his ingenuity and the remains of his fallen enemies to create a unique solution. The farmer, known for his ability to find value in scrap metal, gathered pieces of metal, fragments of armor and remnants of his own corpses from past confrontations in the Wasteland. In a display of dexterity and creativity that is unbelievable when you look at his stupid face, he began to build scarecrows with a totally unique aesthetic.
Each one of his creations is different, with that mixture of scrap metal and parts of his enemies bodies, which gives it a look that can make you crap on your own pants. And although at the beginning it not only scared away the skunkcrows but also any wastelander who passed nearby the place, someone thought to say that this was art and people have started to go in herds to watch these things for themselfs.
Now children cry in terror while their parents pretend to be connoisseurs and try to guess what Darius wanted to express with that monstrosities.
And yes, it doesn’t matter that Darius has said a thousand times already that he only put those things together to keep the birds away, and that all those passers by in search of art are plain posh assholes.