Hello, everyone!
I am Dr Sarious, and in this Guide to the Animals, Creatures and Mutations of the Wasteland, I will attempt to conduct a cool study of the creatures that inhabit our world.
As everyone knows, the moor is full of dangerous creatures that can rip your balls off if you’re not careful. Usually, the gang goes out there to see what happens, without realising what kind of beast they might encounter, and then what happens happens.
That is why I have decided to devote my life to becoming an expert on these topics, serving as the Official Bugologist and Mutardologist of the Electro-Protein Guild of Meat and Methane of Puentechatarra (of which I am a founding member, as well as president, secretary, treasurer, and field specialist).
