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<\/figure>\n\nBehavior<\/h3>\n\n
Here is exactly the point: punkicorns live to be hugged. And if they are hugged with enough strength, which is almost impossible to avoid as no one would ever cuddle them not using all their hearts, they go boom. But they don\u2019t explode as martabbits, where they die and in the worst case you get covered in guts. No, they go off violently and can wipe out anyone standing at close range, not to mention the poor fella hugging it. Their bones crack in sharp fragments that fly everywhere like shrapnel, cutting through anything in their path.<\/p>\n\n
As soon as a punkicorn sees a person, it will happily jog in their direction, lovely eyes wide open and expelling rainbows from their hinds (ok, right, they just poop some adorable multi-colored turds). They are engineered to be almost impossible to resist, grabbing them while saying some stupid shit like \u2018cuddly-widdles\u2019 and hugging that fluffy cotton ball to death (literally). If you are at a distance, the good thing is that when it goes kaboom, not only wipes out any living being around, but as their guts are light, thin and multi-colored, they fall slowly for a while like confetti making all that destruction happy and fun to watch.<\/p>\n\n
Uses<\/h3>\n\n
The main use for punkicorns is the one they were designed for: being used as a weapon. Set them loose near your enemies and let their charm do its job. Even so, I have to say here that using punkicorns is quite frown upon in the Wasteland, because the most usual victims they find are children. These poor younglings are even more prone than adults to hug these creatures on sight, even after being warned by their parents.<\/p>\n\n
There are some people who have punkicorns as pets, but that\u2019s a risk never worth taking on the long term. You can lock it in a plush cage and try to resist its lure, but I don\u2019t really understand what wicked effect they cause on people, that sooner or later you will open the cage and cuddle it for good.<\/p>\n\n
Punkicorn poo, also known as turdbow, is multi-colored and you will want to lick it good if not for the fact that it smells like my mother-in-law after eating frijoles. But when dry it\u2019s like a really nice rainbow stone you can sell as decoration. They say punkicorn horn is afro\u2026 aphidi\u2026 aprodic\u2026 turns you on like a dog. You have to shove it up your ass and it seems to work wonders. \n \nTheir skin is usually used to line cushions, the ones with laces, embroideries, trims and all that stuff your grandma would use. But you have to be careful to remove it from a punkicorn that had died from natural causes, or you will be the one being used as cushion filling. \n \n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Although my job here is talking about the beasts that roam the Wasteland, I don\u2019t have a fraggin\u2019 clue whether these ones fall into that category or not, as their origins seem to be in the very, very deviant mind of some mad doctor of the World of Before who created them as a living weapon of mass destruction. But let\u2019s be honest, isn\u2019t that true for most of the creatures I talk about?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8602,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-beasts-of-the-wasteland"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n