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You might have heard already about the crazy ass infection of crabosaurs beyond the Shrine of the Watch, and that people had to stay at home to keep from fuckin\u2019 each others on the streets. But you wiped your ass with that. Well, now the infection has arrived to Scrapbridge and it is really fucked up. The Council has announced a quaranfine, which for dummies is you stay the fuck home and don\u2019t get out unless you have to fetch something to eat. And above all, don\u2019t get too comfy with anyone or event attempt to get laid. Chatting window to window at most. Contrary to the usual crabosaurs, which are annoying but you learn to live and let live with them and even give names to the biggest ones, this new breed is yellower and can kill you in the spot if you are weaker than usual. People is beginning to call them \u2018crabfucks\u2019. According to the tales of a traveller back when all this started, at Samanthia they closed down the city a week ago and other settlements are more or less the same. Not in the Tex\u2019co refinery, where Cunnilingus said that if you get these crabfucks you better continue working at the wells because he\u2019s not stopping pumpin\u2019 the Black Blood from the Earth. Rumours go that they don\u2019t suffer this plague asd much, because their heads is not the only body part they shave clean and these little fuckers slide off. So ye all be warned, stay at home or whatever you call the smelly hut you live in. I want to be able to go out to Titjob again to mind my usual business, because it\u2019s hard for me to get anything done for free. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You might have heard already about the crazy ass infection of crabosaurs beyond the Shrine of the Watch, and that people had to stay at home to keep from fuckin\u2019 each others on the streets. But you wiped your ass with that. 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