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We are all so fuckingly fed up of this quaranfine. It seems the crabfuck infestation is growing smaller, but the Scrapbridge Council is more scared than a martabbit during a exam and won\u2019t let us out yet. There are of course many citizens that didn\u2019t heed to the warnings, because they HAD to get out of their places to get laid, get fucked or even get feed! But the Judges have been merciless and after the first 27 murder-death-kills people finally have begun to understand the situation and stay inside. The Grabtit quarter is now a ghost place, with all their business and places closed for good. But the owners need not to worry, because the Council has said that, if they have serious income losses, half of their workers have died, they can thread a needle from 10 feet away and can fill without any mistake the relevant 318 documents to be delivered at their office, they will have the right to cash in a public aid during the next 36 months. If they keep paying their taxes, of course, because the bellies of the Council members won\u2019t be warmed by themselves. <\/p>\n\n

There are many critical voices, of course, mainly of so-called candidates to Council seats, roaring that things are not being done properly and that if they were in charge their bellies would be the ones to be fed and warmed by all the tax incomes. That would be really more appropriate, according to them. But I don\u2019t give a flying fuck because the Patron system is working just awesomingly fine, and the icing of the cake is that Ratcutter doesn\u2019t dare to go out his shack so I don\u2019t have to see his ugly face around here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We are all so fuckingly fed up of this quaranfine. It seems the crabfuck infestation is growing smaller, but the Scrapbridge Council is more scared than a martabbit during a exam and won\u2019t let us out yet. 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