{"id":13690,"date":"2025-09-23T10:32:26","date_gmt":"2025-09-23T10:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/the-gazette-no-56\/"},"modified":"2026-10-19T16:43:08","modified_gmt":"2026-10-19T16:43:08","slug":"the-gazette-no-56","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/en\/the-gazette-no-56\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gazette No. 56"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The quaranfine is over! The deconfringement has began! We will be able again to go back to the streets, open up our businesseses, insult our dear ones to their faces, piss wherever we want to and those little things we couldn\u2019t appreciate before we stopped havin\u2019 them.But the Council has established some limits that people will probably won\u2019t like but he have to publish anyway: <\/p>\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>You can\u2019t party more then 10 people at the same time. 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