{"id":13621,"date":"2025-09-23T10:45:20","date_gmt":"2025-09-23T10:45:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/the-gazette-no-59\/"},"modified":"2026-10-07T17:26:37","modified_gmt":"2026-10-07T17:26:37","slug":"the-gazette-no-59","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/en\/the-gazette-no-59\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gazette No. 59"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Everyone likes going on adventure, getting strange items from the ruins of the World of Before, beating the shit out of some punks who try to steal your bullets or driving your wheels pedal to the metal through the Wasteland. But all those things that sound sooo good, actually mean hunger, privation, loss of limbs and probably an unpleasant death. <br\/>Everyone likes going on adventure, getting strange items from the ruins of the World of Before, beating the shit out of some punks who try to steal your bullets or driving your wheels pedal to the metal through the Wasteland. But all those things that sound sooo good, actually mean hunger, privation, loss of limbs and probably an unpleasant death.<br\/>This idea works like when you have you say your miss or gent that she or he can play some role to be a different and more interesting person who can turn you on\u2026 that is, anything but what she or he usually is.<br\/>We can spot several inconveniences to this idea.<br\/>First of all, trying to sell somethin\u2019 you then have to read is a fuckin\u2019 bad idea. We know the pain of having those illiterate Wastelanders to read this monthly pages, so try and give them a whole \u201cbook\u201d full of page after page of letters. <br\/>Secondling, people is going to run all those adventures to get loaded with bullets and then live large forever. That is very perfect to imagine all of it, but the try to go to your local waterhole and pay for your drinks with imaginary bullets. <br\/>The chair they will break on your head won\u2019t be imaginary at all. And threerd, if you gonna make people imagine somethin\u2019, try to invent somewhere nicer than the fuckin\u2019 landfill we live in. But hey, you are free to buy it if you like.  <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone likes going on adventure, getting strange items from the ruins of the World of Before, beating the shit out of some punks who try to steal your bullets or driving your wheels pedal to the metal through the Wasteland. 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