{"id":13594,"date":"2025-09-24T08:25:11","date_gmt":"2025-09-24T08:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/the-gazette-no-63\/"},"modified":"2026-10-05T18:02:02","modified_gmt":"2026-10-05T18:02:02","slug":"the-gazette-no-63","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/en\/the-gazette-no-63\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gazette No. 63"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ricky Durango.<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br\/>Ricky Durango. Possibly that\u2019s the most common name you have been hearin\u2019 this last month. Well, at least the name of someone who\u2019s still alive, not the name of the fuckin\u2019 Ratcutter dude we can\u2019t get rid of even after being cold dead. Shit, don\u2019t get me wrong, but sometimes I even wish he was still alive. <br\/>Well, to the point. Ricky Durango, the most famousest private eye. The guy who found the daughter of Urgo Bifoot after she ran away and caused his employer\u2019s death, as the daughter chopped his daddy\u2019s cock and made him eat it while bleeding out (further investigations unearthed that the daughter fled her home with her girlfriend after his dad tried to rape her a couple of times). The guy who found out in just one day who the Eyelid Stitcher was after a month terrorizing Yellow in which not even the Judges of the Council could learn shit about his true identity. The guy who, if you break the law and someone can pay the fees to hire his black ass, knows you have made the biggest mistake in your life and he\u2019s gonna bust yo\u2019 balls.       <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br\/>Thing is that, as we had already told you last month, he decided to investigate Ratcutter\u2019s death for some reason without having any declared employer. He has been walking the streets since then, asking questions, smashing faces and even traveling to other settlements looking for no-one-knows-what. <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br\/>And he is already the talk of the town. First, because it never took him this long to solve a case. And second, because the questions he\u2019s asking are weird as fuck and not a living soul in this city can figure out what the hell is going on. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ricky Durango. Ricky Durango. Possibly that\u2019s the most common name you have been hearin\u2019 this last month. Well, at least the name of someone who\u2019s still alive, not the name of the fuckin\u2019 Ratcutter dude we can\u2019t get rid of even after being cold dead. 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