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Yo, yo, yo, dude, check this out. Finally people are slowly not talking about that Ratcutter human scum anymore. We all were urging for a new subject to talk about and it\u2019s finally here. The man of the moment is DJ Mongo (we say \u201cman\u201d but we can\u2019t confirm that fact, because they are always disguised with a mongolongo rubber head and we can\u2019t rule out it\u2019s not a stinky mutard under it). Thing is this dude, dudette, octopus or whatever, has blown our minds all accross Scrapbridg with his new hit for the youthlings. You can\u2019t enter a single joint in town without everyone singing out loud \u201cThe Mongolongo Dance\u201d. Yeah, you know it, little bastards, \u201cMenea tu buyate, menea tu buyateeee\u201d. I personally think that all this shit modern kids call music is just glorified noise\u2026 but if the alternative is keep ranting all day long with that \u201cRatcutter lives\u201d nonsense and similar bullshit, wel\u2026 count me in, suckers!\u201cMenea tu buyate, menea tu buyateeeeee\u201d. DJ mongo crams every local they have been to. More than just the place, actually, as people kept coming and standing out in the streets just to listen to their live music. The truth is that I will never be able to understand these new generations. For fuck\u2019s sake! Haven\u2019t you learned anything from the crabosaur crisis? \u201cMenea tu buyate, menea tu buyateeeeeeeeeee\u201d. But I\u2019m tellin\u2019l ya, this new fad is not a big deal. Back in the day when the Mutard Young Cannibals were hitting it hard\u2026 aw, that was real talent, mates. But now\u2026 \u201cMenea tu buyate, menea tu buyateeeeeeeeeeeeeeee\u201d. <\/p>\n\n

*Haven\u2019t you fuckers listened to DJ Mongo\u2019s great hit out in the Podcast? It\u2019s just one click away from your twerking ass: The Mongolongo Dance. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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