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Violence in Scrapbridge! Ok, fine, that\u2019s not fresh news, that\u2019s more a daily happening, but the actual causes are. It seems this bunch of assholes from the \u2018Yes we Mutate\u2019 movement showed up in the middle of the settlement, sat down and started singing stupid shit as a protest for the frequent happening of accidents among the workers at the Adolfo Soap Bars factory. So, with all this nonsensical ruckus they greatly offended a nice flock of V Reich fellas that were minding their own business in the neighborhood, and they just couldn\u2019t tolerate them tainting the good name of Will Doors, a good-hearted CEO of a friendly company that sometimes even gives bars of soap for free, hand-crafted following the traditional recipe of his family, so you can wash up your ugly faces now and then, you fuckin\u2019 pigs, and avoid having new crabosaur plagues.So, these nice V Reich gals walk down to the stinky mutards to politely ask them to go fuck themselves somewhere else, but the muties just kept talking about rights and such shit, so the Reichers had no choice but to beat the crap out of the rioting mob of mutards, who in turn didn\u2019t even have the decency to fight back but only started shouting for The Judges to show up. And so they did, quickly and in full force, efficiently putting an end to the issue by beating the shit outta the mutards for public scandal and messing with their tea time.The younglings from the V Reich have been proposed for a distinctive medal due to their exemplary and proactive citizen actions in defense of the honor of poor Will. You have to be a special kind of motherfucker to insult and protest against a righteous man that hires so many mutards every week, promoting youth employment and boosting the economy in these hard times\u2026 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Violence in Scrapbridge! Ok, fine, that\u2019s not fresh news, that\u2019s more a daily happening, but the actual causes are. 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