{"id":13574,"date":"2025-09-24T08:36:59","date_gmt":"2025-09-24T08:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/the-gazette-no-66\/"},"modified":"2026-09-30T16:31:13","modified_gmt":"2026-09-30T16:31:13","slug":"the-gazette-no-66","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/en\/the-gazette-no-66\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gazette No. 66"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are still going slowly to normal after that crazy crabfuck plague we suffered last year, but that\u2019s not true everywhere. At the Klinic, where things have always gone from bad to worse amid some bit of chaos, now they are just gettin\u2019 worserer. <br\/>Now you have to book in advance just to show your ugly face down there. And hey, we don\u2019t even have all that tech shit from the World of Before, so to book in advance you need to go down there in person. But if you want them to receive you, you need to reserve in advance. 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