{"id":13564,"date":"2025-09-24T08:43:45","date_gmt":"2025-09-24T08:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/the-gazette-no-68\/"},"modified":"2026-09-30T16:21:54","modified_gmt":"2026-09-30T16:21:54","slug":"the-gazette-no-68","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/en\/the-gazette-no-68\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gazette No. 68"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dirty Wastelanders\u2026 Next weekend will begin the VI Monger Games right here in the heart of Scrapbridge, feast we hold not to improve the crop season or the fuckin\u2019 trading connections with neighbor lands, but to watch a bunch of assholes beating the crap out of each other, which is one of the few distractions we can have around here.<br\/>Representing Festung Germania we have the one and true Sir Van Ham, natural born loser who is going to die out there for sure if no one gets in the way. Speaking of which, Fatwind is sending Sweet Tooth, a guy fond of pulling out his rivals\u2019 teeth with his iron anchor and making beautiful necklaces with them. From the Tex\u2019co refinery comes Brum Brum, called like that because he loves speed both on the pavement and in bed. Equally renowed is the competitor from Samanthia, a tough fighter called MaCG\u00fciver the Researcher, capable of using a chewing gum and a lighter to make&#8230; a burned chewing gum? Whatever. And representing the very pool of our Scrapbridge we have Cutratter, said to be first cousing or second brother to the late Ratcutter, with an uncunny ability to play dead all the time. <br\/>Don\u2019t miss the annual competition of the century, not only the century, motherbangers, but of the millenium: non-stop killing, an epic struggle about to begin. All fights will be to death or absence of life, until only one survivor is still standing. 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