{"id":13536,"date":"2025-09-24T08:50:54","date_gmt":"2025-09-24T08:50:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/the-gazette-no-70\/"},"modified":"2026-09-28T17:00:10","modified_gmt":"2026-09-28T17:00:10","slug":"the-gazette-no-70","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/en\/the-gazette-no-70\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gazette No. 70"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are receiving some alarmingly (wow, that was not easy to write) surprising news from the Titgrab quarter. It seems that the famous whor\u2026 hook\u2026 prost\u2026 nope? Aight, harlot, they say I must write, but fuck me if I know what that means. Well, to the fuckin\u2019 point. So, \u201cTwo Cleavages\u201d Ramona, who probably was the only female mutard really well accepted in Scrapbridge and surroundings, WAS A FUCKING SCAM! 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