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We guessin\u2019 that you have already heard rumors in the last days, but now we make it official and we have to announce some very important changes in this Scrapbdridge Gazette. From next month you will not be able to share the Gazette with your friends. We have been doing the maths and it turns out that people buy an issue and then share it among their colleagues and that\u2019s not a profitable business for us. We have calculated that for every issue sold, up to 67 people read it, so we are losing 66 bullets every frackin\u2019 month! And it\u2019s all your fuckin\u2019 fault, miserable rats. Because, of course, it has nothing to do with the fact that we raise prices more and more, or that we cancel sections you like at the slightest opportunity, or that the articles have a lower and lower quality, or that in the last few years there have been other newsletters with better quality (and cheaper on top of that). OK, it is true that when we started this business we were happy to encourage you to share the Gazette with your friends… but I don\u2019t know why this has led you to believe that you could do it. So from now on when you buy a Gazette you are likely to be followed by a guy who, if sees you lending this wonderful newsletter to someone else, will give you a beating that will change your birthdate. But, since we are actually nice fellas, you can go around commenting on things you have read, but we will charge you an extra shell for each comment. We are sure that these changes will make subscribers to the Gazette skyrocket like foam, because it is a foolproof plan no matter how you look at it. Any complains? Well, you should have chosen death! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We guessin\u2019 that you have already heard rumors in the last days, but now we make it official and we have to announce some very important changes in this Scrapbdridge Gazette. From next month you will not be able to share the Gazette with your friends. 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