{"id":13402,"date":"2025-09-24T09:39:27","date_gmt":"2025-09-24T09:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/the-gazette-no-82\/"},"modified":"2026-09-16T15:48:48","modified_gmt":"2026-09-16T15:48:48","slug":"the-gazette-no-82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/en\/the-gazette-no-82\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gazette No. 82"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It seems that in various crappy settlements located between Nowater and the Permaban Pass, a group of mutants dressed in ridiculous outfits with flashy colors, underwear over their pants, capes, and\/or masks have taken it upon themselves to \u201ctry\u201d to help those in need. It\u2019s worth emfa\u2026 pempa\u2026 emphazising (woow, that one was HARD) the quotation marks from earlier because, in general, they\u2019ve been beaten up, tripped over their own capes, and similar mishaps. <br\/>Nevertheless, they have had the decency to send a statement to this Gazette to introduce themselves, which we\u2019ll copy here to save ourselves the trouble of thinkin\u2019 what else to write:<br\/>\u201cWe are the M Force, emerging as a light in the night, as a response to the desperate cries of anguish from the innocents of the Wasteland, as a scourge of injustice and wrongdoing. Wherever evildoers take advantage of good people, where crime emerges like a disease, or where the underprivileged suffer, we will appear to set things right and be the cockrat in the soup of evil.\u201d<br\/>So, that\u2019s how things stand. It seems these guys have soaked up stories of the old superheroes from the World of Before and decided to copycat them. 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