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So, without anyone expecting it, the dreaded Judges, the relentless police force of Puentechatarra, have decided to take an unusual path and have gone on strike.According to their representative, they are protesting working conditions, demanding improvements in the quality of their uniforms and weapons that don’t fall apart. They are also demanding one day off per week, because of stress, because they need rest and recovery, because of who knows what other nonsense. This representative, known to everyone as Derek \u2018Tevoyafostiar\u2019 Cho, stated: \u2018We can’t continue to enforce the law without adequate resources! Our uniforms are falling apart and our weapons couldn’t cut through a child’s skin! We want a safer Puentechatarra for everyone, but above all for us, for fuck’s sake!\u2019Let’s see, the city is normally a bloody mess and the absence of the Judges isn’t really noticeable, but we have to admit that now the violence and criminal acts are even more brazen than before. On the other hand, you can walk around without worrying about a Judge beating you up for something you didn’t do or asking you for bullets for his protection.The Puentechatarra Council is currently in talks with the Judges to find a solution that will restore law and order to Puentechatarra (I laugh just writing that), but of course, they don’t want to be forced to spend a single fucking bullet more than they currently do, as they have to continue paying for all their vices. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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