{"id":12341,"date":"2025-09-24T09:50:38","date_gmt":"2025-09-24T09:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/the-gazette-no-85\/"},"modified":"2025-11-19T20:39:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-19T20:39:44","slug":"the-gazette-no-85","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/punkapocalyptic.com\/en\/the-gazette-no-85\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gazette No. 85"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It is very likely that you have heard of Villa McGuffin recently, although until recently no one knew about this place because it was worthless. Founded by two cousins named McGuffin and all their extensive offspring, this shitty settlement was so ridiculously insignificant that it didn&#8217;t even appear<br\/>on the fucking maps.<br\/>But, oh surprise! One day, the trade route between Puentechatarra and Merkadome was opened, and it turns out that Villa McGuffin was right in the fucking middle of it. So overnight, this shitty settlement became<br\/>a mandatory stopover for travellers and peddlers who make their way through the Wasteland.<br\/>The McGuffin family, those bastards who founded this dump, suddenly found themselves at the head of a gold mine&#8230; or at least a shit mine with a little sparkle. And despite their unattractive appearance, the result of generations of inbreeding, they were smart enough to see the business opportunity and realise that these<br\/>travellers came with their hands full of bullets after trading, and that beyond whores and alcohol, gambling was more profitable than a water well in the middle of the fucking desert.<br\/>And you can&#8217;t say they didn&#8217;t put on a show. From the typical card and dice games to improvised combat arenas, spitting contests and ball-kicking contests.<br\/>However, so much fame, attraction and bullets passing from one hand to another have attracted the attention of everyone.<br\/>And it cannot be said that they have not put together an offer. From the typical card and dice games to improvised combat arenas, spitting contests and ball kicking.<br\/>However, so much fame, attraction and bullets passing from one hand to another have attracted the attention of all the factions in this area of the Wasteland, who see it as a strategic location and a very lucrative source of business. So no one would be surprised if there were soon fights to take control of it. 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